Ahh!! I cant take the CRAZY BABY NAMES anymore!! What names are YOU tired of?

Alright,





...so this woman intoduces her daughter to me last week, and he daughter's name was "La-Secret"--with a fake french sounding accent on "secret".


Ahhhhhhh!!!!!





Parents:





1. Please STOP naming your sons with the anything that end like "A-Veon"....No more Tre'Veons, Jay'Veons, Day'Veons,. No More, you hear me.....No-Mo.





2. No more boys starting off with "Tray". No more "Tray-Vons", "Tre-Shons", "Tre-anything"!


Tray means NOTHING--so stop it.





3..If I meet one more girl named "Na-Vaeh" because its "heaven" spelled backward, I'm done. And if I meet one more little girl named "Heaven", thats it. Heaven to me is a place where God and Jesus and all the great prophets lives that I hope to go--not some bad little girl.





Ok--Your Turn, whats on your wish list of Crazy Baby Names that need to end???


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Ahh!! I cant take the CRAZY BABY NAMES anymore!! What names are YOU tired of?
I can't stand girls with guy's names ending in i.





Randi


Bobbi


Marti





It's worse if they write the i with a heart over it.
Reply:Rather than individual names, I will tell tyou the categories I am sick of:





1. The creative, made-up names. You will see a question on here every now and then from the baby name category where someone asks, "What do you think of Shevontelless Andrande?" or some such nonsense. My answer is the same every time: "It says, Hi, my mother was 14 when she had me and made up my name of syllables she thought sounded pretty at the time."





2. That rash during the late '80s and early '90s when people named their kids after soap opera characters. Especially "Dynasty."





3. Names that are a product. This will include cars (Mercedes, Lexis) and crappy alcoholic drinks (Alize), as well as any others I cannot think of right now.
Reply:Neveah is SOOOO overrated! As are the awful made up names you listed. I also hate the overly common names that 5 kids in each class will have like Michael or Megan... or more annoying still when parents name their kids a really common name but just make the spelling crazy like Tiffanie instead of Tiffany. I understand that people want their kids to be unique but baby names today are terrible!
Reply:Logan (this is an airport), Cheyenne (indian tribe, city) actually any name that is a city ie. Brooklyn, Any name that is a thing, any name not spelled like it is pronounced. I could go on and on Harlow is another one I don't like. Well I can't very well say I don't like Rachel but I am glad I live in a country where I am entitled to my opinion and can name my child whatever I want. C.U. Next Tuesday Gillooloo.
Reply:My boyfriends sister has very rare names for her kids


She named her oldest daughter Preciosa Soledad because in English it means Precious Solitude. They named her that because at the time they thought she would be the only girl. Well they thought WRONG! She then went on to name her son Javier Cuauhtemoc which Cuauhtemoc is an Aztec Indian name but pretty hard for a 3 year old to pronounce! So they call him Temo for short. She named there 3rd daughter, Isis Cerella. Cerella because supposedly Cerella means springtime which she was born in the Spring. She named her last daughter which she just recently has Dulce Consuelo which in English means Sweet Comfort. I guess she needs each one of there names to mean something. I just wish it would end...
Reply:Neveah (heaven spelled backwards)


Rachael, Rachel, Rachyll, Rach-anything


Cami, Camille, Camirose, Camiseta, Camiso....all the Camis
Reply:someone called their kid chlamydia
Reply:I hate the names that end with:


leeka, faleeka, shanika, tanika ika, ika ika .....I hate those name that are given to the poor class of people. You see them a lot on "Jerry Spriger"
Reply:john, george, michael...theres the most boring names ive seen.
Reply:First names that are sur names such as MacKenzie, Kelly etc. Also Erin and Brittany. Why would someone give the name of a country?


Kayleigh because it means a musical get together and is spelled Ceili. That one drives me crazy. Also names that seem to be spun on a wheel of syllables and have no meaning whatsoever. Also the cheese one- Brie Brieanna and nicknames used as the proper name Molly instead of Mary or Kit instead of Catherine. It used to be that names had some meaning either religious or from an ancestor.


I don't know why but I am also annoyed by these bizarre names that people are giving their children.
Reply:Cliche. Cliche. WTF???
Reply:I think any name that a child will never be able to spell or that nobody in their right mind will able to pronounce should be illegal!
Reply:1. Mercedes


2. Lexus


3. Porsche


4. Elizabeth


5. Jonas


6. Joe


7. Mike
Reply:Here in my country, they're naming their kids like you would do houses, half of the couples names, add it and there it is, example - Natasha and Clyde so the baby becomes, Natyde .. or Clyasha. What's up with this!!





Also I hate it when there is a new artist in town, like when there was Titanic and Celine Dion was the bomb, every child was being named Celine, then there was Shania, then there was Shakira, then there was Aaliyah, then Beyonce grrr. What do the parents think? That they are going to become as famous or as beautiful?





Or original names like Jose and Juan which get written as Hose and Huan. They are Spanish for crying out loud, so they should remain with a J!!





I know a couple who named their 2 kids - Denim and Naby, not even going to comment on them.
Reply:tired of all of the ones mentioned. They sound like somebody dumped Scrabble letters in a bowl and just pulled out a few and made names up from the letters they chose.


I'm tired to death of names with qua, La, isha, onte', etc....


I've had people swear that there's this kid named Shi'thead (shu - thaid) running around. Supposedly there are twin boys in Jacksonville Fla. named La'Oranjello and Le'monjello what are these people thinking? Poor kids.





EDIT: I forgot the "K" names that are so popular these days. Like Kaylee, Kayleigh, Keli, Keeleigh, kely, Keylee, Keyleigh, Keylynn, keylyn, etc.... Kaylynn, Cailyn etc..... UGH!!!
Reply:Oh those are horrible names.


I hate names like Destiny, Desiree, Diamond, stop naming your kids Stripper names!





Horribleness.
Reply:LA- SECRET ? SHUT-UP ! lol





I PERSONALY AM TIRED OF ALL THOSE IMATATION NAMES THAT REPRESENT GHETTONESS, AND THAT CHILD CANT ESCAPE THAT UNTILL THEY TURN 18 AND GO TO THE SECRETARY OF STATE !





OH, BUT IM TIRED OF





'JAH' AT THE END AND THESE SPECIAL SYMBOLS TO REPRESENT A SILENT LETTER. LOL. GIMME A BREAK !
Reply:I just LOVE names of fruit... like Apple!





Zappa did a decent job for HIS kids with Dweezel and Moon Unit!





While crazy names for children are getting out of hand, do you wish to live in a country like Sweden, where baby names must be APPROVED by a governmental agency? Furthermore, you can only paint your house one of only 19 "state approved" house colors!





It's sad to see parents "burden" their children with odd names, they really do not do them any favors. It has to be the pressure of "convention" that makes people conform, however, and not governmental intervention.





Making your child "unique" by giving him/her a strange name is NOT what makes them UNIQUE!








Have a polite day.
Reply:Well, all of your peeves, for starters.





Then there are the crazy names, like, LaQuarShonDiay and stuff like that. ShaQuaQua and Quantesha and Shalesha and so forth. I guess that's names with "Qua" and "esha" in them.





And I'm tired of babies named after countries or nouns! Like China, or Kenya or Apple or Radio or Teacup or America. Ridiculous?





Whatever happened to names like Edward, Thomas, and Anne?





EDIT: AND, I hate the names that are one name but spelled seventeen different ways. Some names can be spelled two ways, like Alyssa or Alissa. But Alyissa or Alisa or Allysa or Allyssia is taking it too far! It's Rachel or Rachael, not Raquel, Racheal, Racel, or Rachle! I feel similarly for names like Stephanie and Molly.





And one more thing...I hate it when people name their children things and then always refer to them by their middle names! If you wanted to call your child "John" then you should have named him "John" and not "Jacob George Sue Paul John Jones"!
Reply:My mom works at children's aid and she told me about one little girl named Abcde (pronounced absidy). she and her coworkers are always complaining about how there should be a name police.